yoshio-yoshida:

Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

(via queerbeardeddragon)

lovatic92:

fangirlingdragon:

silentexecution:

firedragon1321:

donthatemecusimbeautiful:

See this little guy? I want him but my boyfriend said I cant. I wagered him that if I could get 1,000,000 notes he would let me have it no questions asked. Please help me, I want this little puffball!

WE’RE TUMBLR LET’S GET PEOPLE PETS!!!

HELP THEM GET THAT LITTLE PUFFBALL OMG

HELP HIM NOW.

I clearly don’t believe in love because I immediately thought,”break up with him and then you won’t need 1,000,000 notes”

(via mozellmemorieszv)

roguesquirrel:

The Great Gatsby 2
… they thought he was dead…
……..but they rebuilt him…
…faster … stronger … smarter…
old sports die hard
In
The Great Gatling-Gunsby
West Egg is about to be Scrambled

(via hypotenose)